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An Adult Social Networking service: SmutVibe

2008-12-05T13:43:00.003-07:00

I just joined SmutVibe. Most people are there to find others to hook up with. I'm probably one of the few who is there to network for business reasons. It's a great site--like MySpace but a lot more naked! Check it out!

Important Animal Rights Issue

2008-11-25T09:30:00.001-07:00

Hi everyone. This post is not XXX-related or even fun at all. I hope you will go and sign the petition to try and end horrific animal cruelty in China. Please read below and spread the word. Thanks!

Please this will only take 30 seconds of your time..

This is a call for signatures to a petition to help stop the LIVE skinning of cats & dogs. Yes that's right, LIVE... Imagine someone going up to your dog or cat and skinning it live. This is happening today in 2008 in China and it is DISGUSTING.

1) Head to http://animalsaviors.org
2) Watch the video to see it for yourself (see warning)
3) Sign the petition

WARNING: The video on that site is EXTREMELY graphic and definitely not for the faint hearted. If you are not the type who appreciates blood & gore, I recommend that you stick to the words on the site.

Please tell everyone.

Nasty Amateur Hotwife Janey

2008-10-31T14:46:00.005-06:00

For you fans of cuckolds, hotwives, amateur orgies and bisexual MILF's, you need to check out Janey's Web. This nasty British housewife humiliates her cuckold husband, forcing him to watch her fuck multiple men with huge cocks while he is only allowed to masturbate. She also forces him to dress as a woman while she fucks him in the ass with a big strap-on. She invites her friends, both male and female, to join her in orgies like you wouldn't believe! Click the banner at the bottom to take the tour. You won't believe what this British hotwife and her nasty friends will do!

Cambang and Hot Cam Vids

2008-08-08T12:20:00.006-06:00

Click here to visit the sexy Cambang Girls

Hi folks! Webcam shows are big these days, and Cambang is one of the best! Featuring a big variety of ladies, you're sure to find someone to please you. You can chat with her one on one and enjoy an intimate live show. It's the next best thing to being there!

A little too shy for the Live Cambang Experience?
Try Hot Cam Vids instead! Same sexy gals, no pressure!

Some of you may be saying "but Porny, I'm shy. I know that it's online, but I feel funny about being that bold with someone!" Well, it's all right to be shy, but fear not, it doesn't mean you have to completely miss out on seeing a sizzling live webcam performance! Hot Cam Vids is just the place for folks like you! Better than a scripted porn flick, you can see years worth of incredible live performances. Just click here to check out Hot Cam Vids. You'll thank me!

Hello

2008-07-03T23:31:00.000-06:00

Hi there. I'm Porny the Porn Baboon, mascot for Porn Baboon Enterprises where we provide you with the best in adult entertainment. Porn Baboon Enterprises is the parent company of the Master Bates Motel. We enjoy a light hearted approach although we are very serious about providing only quality XXX.
The purpose of this blog is to provide quality samples from the companies we are affiliated with for your enjoyment. We'll pick our favorites and share with you. Enjoy!